June 2012
9 posts
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
May 2012
82 posts
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Winston Churchill (via fyeah-history)
“Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he...”
– Denis Leary, 1992 (via drapetomania)
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Watchryssishopeful:
spenceralthouse:
My brothers and I redid this. (via lolslater)
